9 things that happpen if you are a foreign girl and you spend your summer in Rio de Janeiro in a flat wthout air conditioning

#1 You want to die 24/7.
#2 You want to live in a supermarket.
#3 You want to have sex with your fridge.
#4 Your diet basically consists of liquids.
#5 You go to sleep tired and you wake up so tired that you don't even remember if you actually slept.
#6 You hate everyone who posts pictures of snow on facebook.
#7 You can't do any work that requires higher brain functions.
# 8 Every social outing before 22.00 is painful.
#9 You're less attracted to the people of opposite sex coz you have a suspicion that they are as sweaty as you are.